beef’s advice corner

I know, in everybody’s life, there are times when there is no one to turn to. I want to help. I want to be that person you can turn to. Ask me a question and press any of the buttons for a personal reply. I know it is not much but I try to do what I can to make a difference.

14 Responses to “beef’s advice corner”


  1. 1 Matthew Bohnsack

    That’s some seriously funny stuff. I think 30 lbs of corned beef sounds about right!

  2. 2 Matthew Bohnsack

    The “pssst” doesn’t quite come across as it should.

  3. 3 beef

    i’ll have to give it a try again this evening. my microphone isn’t the greatest so it has a hard time picking of the subtle intonation of my sweet sweet voice as i pooh pooh something.

  4. 4 rossi

    ahhh… my world is now complete. i noticed if you click fast enough you can bring multiple beefs to life at the same time. maybe you could add ‘five bucks’ to the list…

  5. 5 rossi

    beef - noticed the ‘i love my ipod’ button… did the ‘free ipod’ actually arrive?

  6. 6 beef

    yes, it arrived on saturday. there will soon be a post explaining the trials and tribulations of acquiring the device. i’m in love. my first purchase will be an fm transmitter so i can enjoy the ipod with whomever i with, wherever i go. wheeeeee!

  7. 7 E.

    I’m now forced to ask for an addition to the Beef Soundboard: wheeeeee!

  8. 8 E.

    And, maybe also: tra-la-la-la-la!

    Too bad there’s no way to get a Beef/Sack tra-la-la duet.

  9. 9 beef

    After you requested the wheeeee, the tra/la la la was the first thing that came to mind. Duets wouldn’t be that tough. Sack, send me some audio files of you talking and I can make it so. We have the technology.

  10. 10 Matthew Bohnsack

    Did you use some kind of auto soundboard builder for this thing or did you download the flash authoring suite? I think I’ll bite your style and make my own, although a collaboration is certainly in the cards. I’d like to hear the various forms of “yeah”. There’s at least:

    sack-style
    beef-style
    ice-cube-style
    spenser-style
    weak-ass-rossi-style
    and
    spenser-style-making-fun-of-weak-ass-rossi-style

    Perhaps podcasting? I wonder if there’s software to do over-the-Internets collaborative recording for later podcast?

  11. 11 e2

    Too sweeeet.You could have “special guests” give their taglines. Like Moe Syslak, or Bender… the list could go on forever….

  12. 12 spenser

    beef brings joy to all the little
    girls and boys!

  13. 13 rossi

    i’m envisioning the Korg with a MIDI setup… swing the pitch on kumquats while looping yahtzee… yeah. or can you sample directly to the Korg?

  14. 14 Ryan ORourke

    Start “Clap” and then start “30 lbs”. They seem to go well together.

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