beef’s advice corner

I know, in everybody’s life, there are times when there is no one to turn to. I want to help. I want to be that person you can turn to. Ask me a question and press any of the buttons for a personal reply. I know it is not much but I try to do what I can to make a difference.

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14 Responses to beef’s advice corner

  1. That’s some seriously funny stuff. I think 30 lbs of corned beef sounds about right!

  2. The “pssst” doesn’t quite come across as it should.

  3. beef says:

    i’ll have to give it a try again this evening. my microphone isn’t the greatest so it has a hard time picking of the subtle intonation of my sweet sweet voice as i pooh pooh something.

  4. rossi says:

    ahhh… my world is now complete. i noticed if you click fast enough you can bring multiple beefs to life at the same time. maybe you could add ‘five bucks’ to the list…

  5. rossi says:

    beef – noticed the ‘i love my ipod’ button… did the ‘free ipod’ actually arrive?

  6. beef says:

    yes, it arrived on saturday. there will soon be a post explaining the trials and tribulations of acquiring the device. i’m in love. my first purchase will be an fm transmitter so i can enjoy the ipod with whomever i with, wherever i go. wheeeeee!

  7. E. says:

    I’m now forced to ask for an addition to the Beef Soundboard: wheeeeee!

  8. E. says:

    And, maybe also: tra-la-la-la-la!

    Too bad there’s no way to get a Beef/Sack tra-la-la duet.

  9. beef says:

    After you requested the wheeeee, the tra/la la la was the first thing that came to mind. Duets wouldn’t be that tough. Sack, send me some audio files of you talking and I can make it so. We have the technology.

  10. Did you use some kind of auto soundboard builder for this thing or did you download the flash authoring suite? I think I’ll bite your style and make my own, although a collaboration is certainly in the cards. I’d like to hear the various forms of “yeah”. There’s at least:

    sack-style
    beef-style
    ice-cube-style
    spenser-style
    weak-ass-rossi-style
    and
    spenser-style-making-fun-of-weak-ass-rossi-style

    Perhaps podcasting? I wonder if there’s software to do over-the-Internets collaborative recording for later podcast?

  11. e2 says:

    Too sweeeet.You could have “special guests” give their taglines. Like Moe Syslak, or Bender… the list could go on forever….

  12. spenser says:

    beef brings joy to all the little
    girls and boys!

  13. rossi says:

    i’m envisioning the Korg with a MIDI setup… swing the pitch on kumquats while looping yahtzee… yeah. or can you sample directly to the Korg?

  14. Ryan ORourke says:

    Start “Clap” and then start “30 lbs”. They seem to go well together.

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